"Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

I've been around for a long, long year

stole many a man's soul and fate and I was around when Jesus Christ

had his moment of doubt and pain

made damn sure that Pilate

washed his hands and sealed his fate ...pleased to meet you,

hope you guess my name..

but what's puzzling you

is the nature of my game...stuck aroun St. Petersburg

when I saw it was time for a change

killed the Czar and his ministers

Anastasia screamed in vain...I rode a tank

in a general's rank

when the Blitzkrieg raged

and the bodies stank..pleased to meet you

hope you guess my name

I watched the gleam

while the kings and queens

fought for ten decades

for the Goth they made i shouted out

"Who killed Kennedys?!"

when after all

 it was you and me ....let me please introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

and I laid tracks for troubadours

who get killed before they reached Bombay...pleased to meet you...

just as every cop is a criminal

and all the sinner-saints

as I end this tale

just call me Lucifer

cause I'm in need of some restraints..so if you meet me

have some courtesy

have some sympathy, and some tact

use all your well learned qualities

or I'll lay your soul to waste...pleased to meet you..

hope you guess my name.."

The Rollingstones